Only in America.
24 Hour Fitness, creating the illusion of healthy living since some time in the past.
Yo dawg, I heard you were Starbuck and you were Starbuck so we put Starbucks into Starbucks so you could have Starbucks.
All week, people kept talking about how it was going to rain. I kept checking my weather Dashboard widget, and couldn’t understand what people were talking about. This is what the forecast looked like to me:

I kept thinking “huh, it looks like it’s supposed to be warm this week, but maybe that little blip of rain is what people are talking about. No. I flipped the widget over, and guess what:

When I set up my location, for some reason, the widget assumed that when I filled in the City field with “San Jose”, that I must’ve clearly meant San Jose, Costa Rica. I updated my location, and looks like I’m back to winter:

Fortunately, I love the rain.
Huffington Post vs. BBC.
I swear to FSM, what passes for journalism in America makes me sick. No wonder we’re such a stupid, vapid, irresponsible, self-centered country of idiots.
Rebecca owes tumblr so muchWE OWE REBECCA SO MUCH FOR TEACHING US .